Christmas letter to Gordon Brown
Dear Santa,
I would like a bail out like the Banks please.
Or if Jaguar & Landrover get one, can I have one like them and an XF Type Jag and or a Range Rover, I see there are loads out there.
Failing that, cos I appreciate your Christmas Credit has been crunched, I’d like something else…
Justice (before May 2009 if poss)
Thanks for your help, by the way the mince pie has had to be removed from the fireplace this year, due to Health and Safety reasons. But if you can tell me if your nut intolerant maybe I can sort out one that won’t cause you any health issues. I have also removed the glass of booze due to the Drink Drive campaign (which is fair enough - you’ll be plastered by the end of the night).
Apologies to Rudolph, about the lack of carrots this year too, apparently, they cause mad deer disease, due to the orange colouring?
Love to you and your helpers.
Iain
Age 43