Iain’s Blog

Anyone else spend an afternoon being disappointed again…or did you watch the football…messing with ya.

Our footballers did well and only lost 4-1, I did think it was going to be 5-1. Had a few disappointments this year, Hull relegated, Court of Appealing - v.unappealing and today England’s Lion’s barely roared.

Maybe its about time we used players from the Championship? Also Sepp Blatter and his Advertising Police need to go, the Line decision could have made a huge difference. We were bad though, but who knows. Sepp probably pays experts to tell him why they shouldn’t have a fair system (gosh…sounds familiar)!

Maybe Sepp is jealous we invented the beautiful game!

So thinking which is the biggest disappointment Hull going down, Court of Appeal or the England surrender…it has to be Hull going down, the Court of Appeal just used expert v expert again, didn’t or rather to be fair couldn’t look at the original problems. Being an England fan is just an issue every two years Euro’s or World Cup a constant source of disappointment sadly. This year we were joined by other teams, who left earlier than expected.

Germany v Argentina…hmmm…can both lose? Now would we rather the Hand of God benefits or those who partly benefited from the Linesman of Clod (Sepp B). Who cares, the World Cup is over. Which means more time for expert hunting!

Rupert you have been a busy boy in the last blog I mentioned how do certain people sleep…now I know you don’t have time to sleep! Your too busy.

It reminds me of an expert in the USA who whilst down in the deep south, did hundreds of autopsies in a year…so many, he did more than actual days in a year…so many someone eventually asked the question how good are they if you are rushing through them?

Guess what they were lousy and people were released from prison some off death row…

I now know justice by man is flawed, but I do hope to see the day you are all ultimately judged. You won’t believe in God of course as that would mean there is two of you…and we couldn’t be having that…

Hi,

Penny has been busy! It looks though that the State (thats in a state and won’t correct itself, stick its hands up…people think more of you when you cough up quickly by the way…surely you know that).

Well well well…

No one seems interested in stopping the Emperors new clothes….

How do you sleep?

Certain experts probably just lay there heads on pillows of notes. But for those who are meant to be protectors of justice….come on…

Is it time to take those suicide tablets yet (see earlier War blog)?

For you the war is over… 

You could have forgotten what side your on…

Hi,

This saga has gone on for 5 years plus, as long as World War 2. Which made me think (it was a full moon and the wind was in the right direction), that the start of this was like the German Blitzkrieg, the CPS dressed as Nuns (I don’t care what they get upto at weekends) and sent their family liaison officers in to be the 5th Column.

Then they lined up their columns of Pratzers…they are like Panzers but are driven by prats…aka experts. The Germans used mercenaries to (they even managed to recruit British troops into the Waffen SS).

Then they over ran us, even though we had a Maginot line of all of you and many more that vouched for Keran, they snuck round the back (through Belgium). Fort Eban Emael (aka Professor Anslow our sole expert in the trial) in Belgium, was avoided by the Pratzers as they surged against us.

So they caught us on the hop, we had to retreat via the duty free shops in Dunkirk. The attempt at the Court of Appeal, was our Dieppe, a strong attempt on the enemy’s ‘Iron Coast - Atlantic Wall’. But some of our troops were let down by the system.

So historically speaking…D-Day is to come. Takes a while to sort out, but it does result in the head of the opposition topping themselves and their peers being put up for war crimes.  The futures bright then…

This is when we need a strong song by Dame Vera Glynn to play…

Take care I am off to build a PLUTO, a DUKW and any other cartoon characters that we may need…  

                                                      ‘Operta Aperta’